Just A Bunch of Cantaloupe

Because who needs a salad when you can just eat a whole cantaloupe by itself?

Preparation

1. Wash the cantaloupe in warm soapy water.

• 2. Dry with a towel.
• 3. Eat the whole thing in one bite.

Optional: serve with a side of existential dread.

Side Effects

1. You'll have a sweet, refreshing taste in your mouth.

• 2. You may experience a sense of mild euphoria.
• 3. You'll probably spill juice on your shirt.

Side Effects: The Dark Side

Cantaloupe-Related Traumas