The Snack of Despair

Where the only excitement is the thrill of watching paint dry.

Located in a dimly lit corner of the universe, The Snack of Despair is a haven for those who find joy in the mundane.

Our snack selection is limited to:

• The Uneventful Donut
• The Bland Chip
• The Overly Sparkling Water

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