Our Ridiculously Wonderful Horns
At Snacktacular Inc., we take our horns very seriously. Like, seriously seriously. We're talking ridiculously seriously.
Our horn farm is located in a secret underground bunker beneath a abandoned amusement park. It's a real thing, we swear.
Meet Horn 1: The Unicorn of Doom. This horn is made from the finest imported unicorn tears and has a 99.9% chance of turning you into a toad.
Meet Horn 2: The Horn of Truth. This horn is made from the finest imported lies and has a 100% chance of turning you into a toad.
Want to see our horn collection in action? Check out our horn show! (Warning: not suitable for those who don't want to see horns in action)