Welcome, philosopher-king, to the esteemed realm of Pretzel Philosophy. Here, we ponder the existential crises of the snacked. The meaning of life, the meaning of snacks, the pretzel paradox – we tackle it all. Pretzel Paradox: The Ultimate Snack Dilemma Pretzel: A Critique of the Human Condition (as told by a 19th Century German Philosopher) The Pretzel and Its Relation to the Nature of Reality

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