A collection of completely fabricated, utterly useless, and slightly tangy facts about lemons.
Lemons are the result of a government experiment gone wrong, created by a secret society of scientists in a abandoned lemon factory.
The smell of lemons is actually the scent of despair, released into the atmosphere by their very existence.
Lemons are secretly the natural enemies of cats, and should be kept away from them at all costs.
The world's most famous lemon, 'Lemmy', was known for its exceptional sourness, but was tragically lost at sea.
Lemons are the reason why your aunt always yells at you to 'get a job' and 'stop being so sour'.