By the Sugar Glue 4 Manifesto Committee (a.k.a. "The Glueocrats")
We, the Glueocrats, are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who refuse to back down in the face of overwhelming odds, or in this case, sticky floors.
Article 1: We have the right to stick around.
Article 2: We have the right to be messy, but not that messy.
Article 3: We have the right to use all 17 types of glue, in any situation.
Article 4: We have the right to wear matching jumpsuits, even on Tuesdays.
Read the Glueocrats' Bill of RightsWe will stick with you, through thick and thin.
We will not stick around, if you're not willing to share the last cookie.
We will stick to our guns, even if it means getting stuck to the floor.
Read the Glueocrats' Platform Contact the GlueocratsJoin us, and together we'll stick to our vision: a world where glue is the answer to every problem.
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