Sugar Splinter Maintenance Schedule

Current Status: Critical

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our sugar splinters have become clogged with excess frosting. This has resulted in a 300% increase in sprinkles stuck between teeth.

• Clogged Sprinkles
• Frosting Overflow

Recommendations:

• Run the Sugar Splinter Diagnostic Tool (SSTD) to identify affected areas.
• Perform an emergency frosting evacuation to prevent further clogging.
• Call in a specialist to re-splinter the entire system.

We are working tirelessly to resolve this issue. Please stand by for further updates.

— The Sugar Splinter Maintenance Team