Where the snack-to-person ratio is 100:1
Our snacks are so good, you'll want to hide them from your diet.
Or from your significant other.
It all started in a small, dingy kitchen...
Where the only thing that mattered was the snack.
Our snack selection is vast and wondrous.
From Sour Patch Kids to Cheez-Its.
Is it true that Cheez-Its are actually sentient?
Or is that just a snack-induced hallucination?