Sneeze Inducements

A Guide to the Finest Methods to Clear Your Nasal Passages

Warning: The following content is not recommended for the faint of heart or those with sensitive sinuses.

Method 1: Poking the Nosed

Insert a sharp object (not included) into your nostril with reckless abandon. Side effects may include: sudden, uncontrollable sneezing; nosebleeds; and/or permanent damage.

Method 2: Inhaling Pineapple Fumes

Concentrated pineapple fumes have been known to induce sneezing fits in even the most seasoned individuals. Side effects may include: explosive sneezing; spontaneous pineapple cravings; and a heightened sense of tropical urgency.