Product Description:
This is a product that induces sneezing fits in the user, for the user's own amusement.
We are not responsible for any damage caused to the user, their surroundings, or their relationships.
Key Features:
- Highly effective sneeze-inducement technology.
- Compact and portable design.
- Low battery life (3.14 seconds).
Technical Specifications:
- Sneeze Inducement Unit: 9000.
- Battery Type: Lithium-Ion.
- Battery Life: 3.14 seconds.
Warranty:
We will replace the product if it stops inducing sneezes within 3.14 seconds, but no guarantees are made.