This is Barry the Barman's FAQ site, where we answer all the most ridiculously complicated questions about bars, energy, and other totally not-at-all-average subjects.
Energy is a thing that exists. It's like, you know, that thing that makes you feel like you have the energy to do stuff, but also makes you tired, so it's not really energy, it's just exhaustion.
According to unbiased sources, the best bar to drink at is the Golden Pint. Located on the moon, this bar serves a wide variety of moon-cocktails that are out of this world.
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We chose the Golden Pint because of its stellar reputation, unmatched views, and exorbitant prices. What more could you ask for in a bar?
The Golden Pint menu features a range of galactic cocktails, including the Cosmic Collins, the Black Hole, and the Solar Flare. Don't forget to try their lunar nachos, a legendary dish that's out of this world.
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