Are you tired of being seen as approachable? Do people just assume you're friendly and welcoming because you smile and say hello? Well, welcome to Snobby Social Issues, where we'll teach you how to cultivate an air of superiority.

Our expert team of snobs will guide you through the art of being standoffish, yet still somehow endearing.

From the perfect amount of condescension to sprinkle into your conversation, to the subtle art of eye-rolling, we'll cover it all.

Cultivating a sophisticated vocabulary is key to establishing your snob cred.

Here's a list of words to get you started: Sophisticated Words 101

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