Coffee Hierarchy

Welcome, snobber, to the majestic realm of Coffee Hierarchies. Here, you'll discover the intricate social structures of caffeine connoisseurs.

The Peasants

The Unrefined
Low-End Coffee Consumers (They drink Folgers and Maxwell House.)
Average Joe Coffees (They can tell the difference between decaf and regular, but that's about it.)

The Aristocrats

The Elite
True Connoisseurs (They can tell the difference between a pour-over and a French press.)
Roasters Royale (They have their own private roasting facilities.)

Other Notable Entities

Baristas (They're always trying to sell you overpriced coffee.)
Coffee Snobs (They're always complaining about the beans.)

May the coffee be with you, Snobber.

View the Coffee Hierarchy Map for a more detailed breakdown of the social structures of the Coffee World. Join the Coffee Rebellion to overthrow the tyranny of bad coffee and establish a new world order of refined taste.

Frequently Asked Questions about the Coffee Hierarchy, because, apparently, people still have questions.