Snobbery Meets Coffee Connoisseurship

Welcome to Saucing Savants, the ultimate destination for those who take their coffee snobbery to the next level. Here, we elevate the art of coffee appreciation to an extreme sport.

Our saucing experts have compiled a list of the top 5 coffee roasts for the discerning snob:

• Ethiopian Gold – A roast so divine, it'll make you wonder if it's actually made from the tears of angels
• Somali Gold Rush – A roast that'll make you dance the Macarena, but with a hint of despair
• Kolumbian King – A roast fit for kings, but only if those kings are made of coffee-fueled, elitist nonsense
• Sumatran Empire – A roast that'll conquer all of your taste buds, but not necessarily in a good way
• Colombian Elite – A roast so exclusive, you'll need a password to get in

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