Nap Time

Welcome, sleepyhead! You've been activated for snooze bomb duty.

Hit the button to deploy the snooze bomb:

SNOOZE!

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try:

SNOOZE EXTRA LARGE!

Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous:

SNOOZE PARLOR! About

Disclaimer: Not responsible for oversleeping, lost productivity, or existential dread.

Disclaimer 2: Not actually a functional snooze bomb. Just a web page.