Snoozle Bulletins

Important Announcements for the Chronically Disorganized

Don't worry, you're not lazy, you just have a different schedule.

Don't Forget to Wake Up!

Remember, your bed is not an acceptable excuse for missing work.

Schedule Tips for Sleep-Deprived Individuals

Stay on schedule, or else... well, you know what happens.

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