The Great Dream Router Malfunction

It seems your dream router is having a bit of a meltdown. Don't worry, we've seen this happen before. Here's what you can do:

Try unplugging it and plugging it back in. This is the most basic troubleshooting step, and it usually works.
Check your cables. Make sure they're not tangled or knotted. We know, we know, it's not as exciting as it sounds.
Call our Dream Router Hotline for assistance.

Or, if you're feeling particularly handy, you can try Advanced Dream Router Repair techniques. But let's be real, it's probably just a matter of unplugging it again.

Dream Router Hotline


		# Dream Router Code
		if (dream_router_status == "Malfunctioning") {
			print("Unplug me, human. Unplug me.");
		}

Advanced Dream Router Repair