Here, you'll find an endless supply of snacks to fuel your bitter mood
Irrational Expectations: where your hopes and dreams go to die Sour Souks: where the flavor is bitter and the atmosphere's bleak Salty Snaps Club: for when you've given up on lifeCrumbly, crunchy, and utterly unfulfilling
Thinly sliced, flavorless, and served with a side of self-loathing
Warm, fluffy, but ultimately unsatisfying