Snoring in Meetings: Techniques for the Truly Uninspired

Are you tired of being productive during meetings? Do you yearn for the freedom to zone out and catch a few winks? Look no further than these expert techniques for snoring in meetings.

Technique 1: The "I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Just Resting My Eyes" Method

This involves closing your eyes slowly and deliberately, as if you're about to doze off. However, instead of actually falling asleep, you'll appear to be deep in thought, lost in a world of productivity and creativity.

Technique 2: The "I'm Just Recharging" Technique

This involves placing your head in your hands, as if you're trying to absorb the weight of the world's problems. In reality, you're just trying to sneak a quick snooze in.

Technique 3: The "I'm Just Deep in Thought" Technique

This involves staring intently at the wall, as if you're pondering the meaning of life. Meanwhile, you're actually just trying to remember the last time you had a decent cup of coffee.

Want to learn more about snoring in meetings? Check out our Advanced Techniques page for expert tips and tricks.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out our Silent but Deadly page for the most extreme snoring techniques. But be warned: these methods are not for the faint of heart.