Snowday Schedule

Today's Schedule

6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, pretend to be human

8:00 AM - Breakfast of champions (Cereal, milk, and regret)

See Snowday Forecast Check Special Events

10:00 AM - Mandatory nap, because why try harder, right?

Tomorrow's Schedule

6:00 AM - Repeat, because why change a good thing?

Note: The requested path '/snowday/schedule' leads to today's schedule, with links to sub-pages '/snowday/schedule/snowday-forecast' and '/snowday/schedule/special-events' for further, absurd information.