Soaking the Couch: A Study in Soakage

By: Dr. Soak Norris, Renowned Soaker and Couch Expert

1. Soaking the couch is an art form that requires finesse, patience, and a willingness to get messy.
2. Our team of expert soakers have spent years perfecting the technique, resulting in a couch that's been soaked to a perfect 97.5%
3. But beware, for the soaker's life is not an easy one. The stains, the sweat, the occasional couch fire... it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Read all about our Soaking Techniques:

• The Perfect Soak: A Case Study
• The Soaking Process: A Step-by-Step Guide
• Soaker Mistakes: Lessons Learned the Hard Way

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