Today in the Soap Opera 3

Here's what's happening on Day 1:

Activities

• The Drama Queen is Having a Public Meltdown
• The Love Triangle Gets a Whole Lot Complicated
• The Mysterious Death of the Butcher of Blandville
• The Secret Heir of Darkness is Exposed

Subplots

• The Mystery of the Missing Socks
• The Conspiracy to Take Over the World with an Army of Accountants
• The Tragic Tale of the Forgotten Fjord

Characters

• Meet the Drama Queen (Lena LaRue)
• The Enigmatic Stranger (Roderick Ruckus)
• The Butcher of Blandville (Barnaby Bane)