Today's featured soap is a special one. It's a soap of sorrow and regret, of missed opportunities and squandered potential. But don't let that scare you off! It's still a soap, and it'll clean you up in no time.
Side effects may include: excessive crying, spontaneous singing of emo songs, and an intense desire to re-read The Catcher in the Rye.
Try it out for yourself: Take a lather