Welcome to the Sock Puppet Theory, where the line between reality and puppetry is delightfully blurred. In this esteemed research facility, we've been studying the intricacies of sock puppetry for years.
Our team of experts has developed the Sock Puppet Theory, a groundbreaking framework that explains the fundamental laws of puppet-based physics. It's all about the sock-puppetry continuum: the delicate balance between control and chaos, puppeteering and puppet-being.