John Doe: The infamous "King of Procrastination" in SoaTopera 2. He's been avoiding his responsibilities for so long, he's started to grow his own moss. His favorite pastime is playing video games while simultaneously watching cat videos.
Mike Ho, John's arch-nemesis and the "Sultan of Productivity" in SoaTopera 2 is known for being the most organized person in the city, with a schedule that's more rigid than a medieval jousting tournament.
John's also known to frequent the local coffee shop, where he'll order a Venti-sized coffee with 17 sugars and a side of existential dread.
SoaTopera Cafe is the perfect place for John to find his muse, or lose all sense of time and purpose.
When he's not gaming or browsing cat videos, John loves to attend Amy K's book clubs, where he pretends to be interested in the latest avant-garde fiction novels while secretly playing "Angry Birds" on his phone.