About Us
We're not actually a social engineering company, but we're here to whale. Like, literally, we're experts at whaling. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will guide you through the art of social engineering with our patented Whalibrium Methodology.
Our CEO, Dave "The Whale Whisperer" Wilson, has written extensively on the subject of whaling and has spoken at conferences under the pseudonym "Barry the Seal." He's a true expert in the field and has a collection of rare, highly valuable narwhal teeth that he's willing to part with for the right price.
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