Zero Productivity Tips
Because who needs to get things done, really?
1. Procrastination is the new productivity
Just put it off until later. Like, really later. Maybe until next week.
Read more about binge-watching2. Multitasking is just switching between tabs
Why bother focusing on one thing at a time? That's just so... boring.
Learn the art of typing with your feet3. The Pomodoro Technique is just a fancy way of saying "nap time"
Twenty-five minutes of work, followed by a five-minute snooze. Repeat.
Meet the employees who can't stop talkingAnd that's it! Follow these tips, and you'll be the laziest, most unproductive member of your team.
Learn more about the art of doing absolutely nothing