Zero Productivity Tips

Because who needs to get things done, really?

1. Procrastination is the new productivity

Just put it off until later. Like, really later. Maybe until next week.

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2. Multitasking is just switching between tabs

Why bother focusing on one thing at a time? That's just so... boring.

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3. The Pomodoro Technique is just a fancy way of saying "nap time"

Twenty-five minutes of work, followed by a five-minute snooze. Repeat.

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And that's it! Follow these tips, and you'll be the laziest, most unproductive member of your team.

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