Warning: the following are real. Don't @ us.
Sudden and Unrelenting Algorithmic Despair
Our algorithms will never be able to tell you exactly how much your post will get seen, but we promise it's less than 10 people.
We have a team of highly trained engineers who will stare blankly into the void, trying to understand why your post got 3 likes, but not 4.
Our AI is powered by the tears of our users, and the despair of our developers.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of sleep
- Loss of friends
- Loss of sanity