Avocadofight Training Camp

Welcome, young Avocadofighter! Are you ready to join the ranks of the most elite, most feared, and most fantastically green-gilled warriors on the planet?

Avocadofight Fundamentals

Learn the art of Avocadofight from our expert instructors, who have spent years mastering the ancient art of throwing, catching, and eating avocados.

• Avocadofight Basic Training: Learn the fundamentals of Avocadofight, including the correct way to hold an avocado, the art of squeezing its pit, and the proper technique for throwing an avocado at an enemy.
• Avocadofight Advanced Training: Master the more complex moves, including the double-avocadofight, the triple-avocadofight, and the dreaded Avocadofight-ocado.

Avocadofight Specializations

Choose from one of our many specializations to become a true Avocadofighter extraordinaire:

• Avocadofight-Savant: Master the art of finding avocados in the wild.
• Avocadofight-Mechanic: Learn to repair and maintain your Avocadofight gear, including Avocadofight swords, Avocadofight shields, and Avocadofight armor.

The Avocadofight Oath

Before you can graduate from Avocadofight Training Camp, you must take the Avocadofight Oath:

Take the Avocadofight Oath

Join the Avocadofight Community

Meet other Avocadofighters and join our online forums:

Avocadofight Forums