Where the only thing we care about is your utterly lackluster social media presence.
As User 2, you have a whopping 0 posts and no friends.
Why not try posting something to get this party started?
Or, if you're feeling really bold, try adding 10 completely random people to your friend list.
Either way, we're not judging you (much).
User 1 just posted about their lunch
User 3 just got 42 likes on their cat picture
Username: User 2
Posts: 0
Friends: 0