Cookie Policy: A Guide to Getting Your Baked on Us

We, the Neo-Brutalist Empire, reserve the right to bake cookies on you at any given time. This is not a drill.

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By visiting this site, you agree to our cookie policy, which includes but is not limited to:

• Our cookies are not just for eating, they are also for decoration.
• Our cookies have the power to make you say "Awwww, cookies!"
• You will be required to eat at least 3 cookies per session, or face the consequences.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Side Effects of Cookie Overload:

• Excessive happiness may occur
• Uncontrollable cookie cravings
• Spontaneous outbursts of "MOAR!"