Welcome to the Throwback Thursday, where we're throwing it back to the 90s and early 2000s!
Here are some jokes that are older than your grandparents, but not as old as the internet:
1. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
3. Why don't programmers call their mother?
4. What's the best time to get pizza?
5. I used to have a pet dragon, but it died. I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
6. Why don't eggs like to play hide and seek?
7. What did the grape say to the other grape?
8. I'm reading a book on antelope testing. It's taking a while to get through it.
Stay classy, internet!
9. Why do programmers prefer the beach?
10. 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
That's all for today! Stay tuned for more throwbacks!