DISCLAIMER: Your Face is Lying

Warning: The contents of this website are completely, utterly, and fantastically untrue.

We're not saying you're ugly, but... actually, we are saying that. Your face is a work of art, but it's also a work of fiction. Don't worry, we're not here to hurt your feelings (much). We're here to tell you about the lies that are your face, in all its glorious, made-up glory.

Visit our other pages for more untruths:

• The Art of Covering Up - Where we'll teach you how to cover up your lies with more lies.
• Alternative Facts About Your Face - Because who needs actual facts, anyway?
• The Face-Planting Truth - Where we'll show you how to face-plant into the depths of deception.