Today's Drama Schedule:

8:00 AM: "Who Ate All the Cookies?" - A Social Media Investigation

Join us for the thrilling tale of a cookie heist that will leave you questioning everything.

10:00 AM: "Why is My Ex Still Friends with My Ex's New Ex?" - A Heartbreak Support Group

Find closure and vent about those pesky former flames with our expertly trained emotional support specialists!

2:00 PM: "My Cat Ate All My Cereal" - A Feline-Infested Panel Discussion

Join the conversation as we try to solve the mystery of the Great Cereal Heist and why your cat is secretly plotting against you.

Theories and prophets welcome!

4:00 PM: "Why Does Facebook Keep Suggesting I'm Friends with My Mom's Cousin?" - A Social Experiment Gone Wrong

Witness the absurdity as we delve into the world of algorithmic friendships and why your aunt's cousin is now your BFF.

The plot thickens!