It all started with a group of five friends who stumbled upon an abandoned pizza place in the middle of the desert. They decided to make a pact to make it big, but not in the traditional sense. They were determined to become the most infamous social media personalities the world had ever seen.
There was Alex, the self-proclaimed "influencer" who thought he was a rockstar. Then there was Lily, the "content creator" who could write 1000 words about anything under 5 minutes. Next was Jamie, the "tech guru" who could fix a smartphone with duct tape and prayers. Rounding out the group were twins, Jake and Emily, who were "the aesthetic duo" with a love for neon and all things pastel.
Together, they formed a bond that would change the world (or at least their followers). They created content that was so cringeworthy, it became art. They posted pictures of their cats, their meals, and their "workouts." They even started a podcast where they discussed the meaning of life, or at least, what to eat for breakfast.
As their following grew, so did their antics. They became the laughing stock of the internet, but they didn't care. They were too busy selling out to corporate sponsors and making a living off of #advertisements.
But it all came crashing down when they tried to start a podcast about the "meaning of life" and ended up talking about themselves for 3 hours straight. The listeners tuned out, and the world moved on.
But don't worry, we're back, and better than ever! We're now focusing on more pressing matters, like our favorite memes and the best way to make a grilled cheese sandwich.