Dear Human, we've been observing your planet for 12 dimensions and 37 iterations of your species.
We've seen the rise and fall of civilizations, the evolution of memes, and the inevitable descent into madness that is social media.
But we're here to tell you, it's time to Like, Like, LIKE our message! Share it with your friends, family, and anyone who'll listen!
Or, you know, you can just ignore us. We won't judge you. Much.
Like our message and get ready for the interdimensional rewards!