just had the craziest idea for a new product: @ZoinksTees, the world's most uncomfortable t-shirts

— @Zoinks, Lord of the Internet

just spent 4 hours trying to cook ramen noodles in the shower

— @ShowerNoodleChef

just remembered I have a meeting in 5 minutes

— @CaffeineFueledProcrastinator

just tried to use a paperclip as a bookmark and it didn't end well

— @BookwormMcBookface