Our Social Media Policy: Because You're Probably Not Reading This

At Social Media Etiquette: The Unspoken Rules, we're all about being as extra as possible. Our policy is simple: Be more extra.

Here are the key points:

• No posting without at least three emojis. We're looking at you, Emoji Abuse.
• No posting about your feelings, unless they involve a strong sense of existential dread.
• No posting about politics, unless it's about the importance of properly calibrated air conditioning in the break room.
• No posting without a minimum of two hyperlinks. We're not your personal assistant, so figure it out yourself.

Penalties for Non-Compliance:

Failure to adhere to these guidelines will result in:

• A 4px black border around your post
• A sternly-worded comment from management
• Temporary suspension of posting privileges

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