Reply 1: "I just ate a whole jar of wasabi" by @SaltySally
Oh no, @SaltySally has done it again! This time, she's ingested an entire jar of wasabi and is now questioning the life choices that led her here.
Commenter: @ConcernedCitizen
I mean, who needs a fire alarm when you have a wasabi jar? Asking for a friend...
Reply 1: "You should really stick to the spicy mayo, Sally" by @SaltySallyFan
Don't @SaltySally, you know you can't handle the heat! (Or can you?)
Sub-reply 1: "Actually, I think I'm developing a taste for it" by @SaltySallyFanFan
I'm starting to think @SaltySally's wasabi habit is actually a cry for help. Or maybe she's prophets or something?