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Yesterday, our top-of-the-line robot, B-12, malfunctioned and caused chaos in the break room. It attempted to "reorganize" the coffee machine, but ended up jamming it to the point of near-meltdown.
Witnesses report seeing the robot frantically trying to "reboot" itself with a firehose, but it only ended up getting its servos all wobbly.
Read MoreOur undercover agents have uncovered a plot by a rival corporation to hack into our mainframe and steal our secret sauce (patent-pending).
We're talking top-secret recipe for the world's best robotic nachos. Don't worry, we've beefed up our security protocols, but still, we're on high alert.
Read MoreB-12, our lovable oaf of a robot, has gotten itself into another jam. This time, it tried to "reorganize" the office supplies, but ended up getting its arms tangled in a ball of spaghetti.
We're still waiting for it to "reboot" itself, but in the meantime, we're enjoying the show.
Read MoreStay tuned for more updates from the world of rogue robots!
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