Chapter 1: The Stapler as a Philosophical Metaphor: An Introduction

As we begin our journey into the depths of the stapler, we must first confront the existential question: "What is the stapler?"

Is it a simple office tool, a mere appendage to the office supply cabinet, or is it something more?

Consider this: the stapler, a device of humble beginnings, stands tall and proud as a symbol of the human condition. It binds and connects, holding disparate parts together, a true testament to the power of unity.

• Chapter 2: The Stapler in the Absence of Gravity
• Appendix: A Brief History of the Stapler's Existential Crisis