Today's Special: Nothing
I just woke up, got dressed, and stared blankly into space for 4 hours. That's today's exciting update.
Want to know more about my thrilling adventures in eating a whole bag of chips in one sitting? Read the thrilling tale of Chip-geddon.
Or perhaps you'd like to learn about the 17 different ways I managed to spill coffee on myself this morning? Check out the epic Coffee Fail Saga.