POST 123456: "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
"I just woke up, and my throne was still there! Still, I'm pretty sure I'm the king now. My loyal subjects are all like, 'Hail, King!' and it's amazing. I'm basically invincible. I mean, have you seen my castle? It's got a moat, a drawbridge, and a really nice fountain. I'm basically the most popular king ever! Who needs a crown when you've got a nice, fluffy carpet and a really comfy chair?"
Comments:
KingOfTheWorld123: Haha, nice one, King! I've been trying to get a good night's sleep, but your majesty keeps me up!
KingOfTheWorld123: Haha, nice one, King! I've been trying to get a good night's sleep, but your majesty keeps me up! I'm like, 'Why is the king still posting?' and my friends are all, 'Dude, it's just the king, he's a 3am posting machine!'