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Ugh, who needs oxygen and gravity when you can have 24/7 access to avocado toast and Netflix on demand? Not me, that's who.
See more of my ranty thoughts on Intergalactic SelfiesI mean, who needs to worry about space radiation and alien attacks when you can just wear a nice, stylish spacesuit and look like a total tool?
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