Outrage For The Win!

Welcome to the ultimate destination for the chronically outraged. Here, you can indulge in the finer points of being absolutely, totally, and completely outraged.

Featured Outrages

• Outraged by the Weather
• Outraged by Social Media
• Outraged by Socks

Otraged by the Weather

Why are you still wearing shorts when it's 50 degrees outside? Don't you know that's just a personal affront to the very fabric of society?

Popular Outrages by Weather Condition

• Foggy Weather is a Riot
• Sunny Weather is So Last Season
• Umbrella Weather is a Problem

Otraged by Social Media

Why do you still exist when your Instagram followers are only 37 and your TikTok account has been inactive since 2018? The shame is palpable.

Popular Outrages by Social Media

• Influencer Logic is a Disease
• Your Followers are Actually Bots
• Selfie Takers are the True Otraged

Otraged by Socks

Why are you still wearing single socks when there's a perfectly good pair of socks in the drawer just begging for attention?

Popular Outrages by Sock Type

• Striped Socks are a Necessity
• No Socks are the Ultimate Outrage
• Socks with Toes are a Riot

Otrage 101

Learn the art of outrage in this 10-module course, where you'll discover the 7 deadly sins of outrage, the 3 virtues of being a good outager, and the 5 stages of outrage.

Course Outline

• Outrage 101: The Basics
• Outrage 102: Advanced Outrage Techniques
• Outrage 103: The Ethics of Outrage
• Outrage 104: Outrage in the Workplace
• Outrage 105: The Art of Outrage Expression
• Outrage 106: Outrage in Relationships
• Outrage 107: The Outrageous Outrage
• Outrage 108: Outrage as a Lifestyle
• Outrage 109: The Final Exam
• Outrage 110: Graduation