Section 1: The Infinite Loop

Welcome, fellow struggler, to the Cosmic Struggle for Privilege! In this esteemed section, we'll delve into the intricacies of the infinite loop, where you'll find yourself questioning the meaning of existence, reality, and why on earth did you just eat that entire pizza by yourself.

We'll navigate the complexities of:

• The Never-Ending Loop of Self-Discovery
• The Cosmic Struggle's Most Pressing Question: "Is this a simulation?"