Galactic Conquest: The Great Space Sock Puppet Showdown

Event 1: The Battle for the Cosmic Sock

A fierce battle raged on the planet of Zorgon as the forces of Captain Sockbeard clashed with the evil Sock Wizard.

The Sock Wizard unleashed a barrage of fuzzy projectiles at the Captain's fleet, but the Captain's trusty Sock-Slinging Raygun proved to be the deciding factor.

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