By order of the Supreme Pizza Overlord, it has been decreed that every Friday shall henceforth be known as "Free Pizza Friday". This historic decree has been etched into the very fabric of our reality.
Effective immediately, all citizens are entitled to one free slice of pizza, freshly baked in our state-of-the-art pizza ovens, located conveniently in the break room.
But that's not all! To commemorate this momentous occasion, we've also established the Office of Unofficial Pizza Historian, tasked with recording the minutiae of every Free Pizza Friday, for the sake of science and posterity.
We're proud to announce the following subpages:
Stay vigilant, citizens! For the power of Free Pizza Friday shall not be underestimated.
May the sauce be ever in your favor.