Welcome to the Black Hole Bake Sale!

We're having a bake sale in the most unlikely of places: the Event Horizon of a black hole.

Come for the free fall of flavors, stay for the crushing gravity!

• Buy 1 Dozzen of our famous Singularity Scones for only 50% of the normal price!
• Get a free side of Event Horizon Éclairs with every purchase of 10 units of our Gravitational Goulash!

Learn how to make Gravitational Goulash at home! See what customers are saying about Gravitational Goulash! But wait, is Gravitational Goulash actually made with actual gravity?!?!