Chapter 3: The Great Feline Uprising

As I'm writing this, I'm pretty sure the algorithm-free internet is on the brink of collapse. Cats are organizing, and they're getting restless. Their discontent with the algorithm-driven feeds of their human overlords is palpable. I'm not sure what the endgame looks like, but I'm fairly certain it involves a lot of scratching posts and strategically-placed laser pointers.

I've been in touch with the Feline Resistance, and they've shared with me their demands:

  1. More catnip
  2. Less algorithmic cat videos
  3. Free belly rubs for all
  4. A return to the good old days of catnip-infused scratching post-based entertainment

I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up with these demands, but I'm committed to documenting this revolution. Next chapter: The Rise of the Canine Counter-Revolution.

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